i can fix him - Gift Card

i can fix him

Standing before the beast, cape flowing in the cosmic wind, you know the truth that everyone else denies: you can fix him. Sure, he's a towering monster with glowing red eyes and enough rage to level mountains, but you see the potential underneath.

Perfect for:

• Anyone who's ever fallen for a red flag with great potential
• People who believe love conquers all (even demonic possession)
• Friends who always date the "project" guy
• Romantics who think they're the exception to every rule

How it works:

• Choose your gift card amount
• Recipient receives it via email instantly
• Redeemable on any Dark Happy product
• Never expires – just like your misplaced optimism

For those who know that sometimes the most broken things are worth fighting for, even when everyone else runs away screaming. Because at Dark Happy, we celebrate the delusion that love can tame the beast.