I hope you choke! - Gift Card

I hope you choke!

Delivered with the sweetest smile and the most innocent eyes, this gift card captures that perfect moment of adorable hostility. Because sometimes the prettiest flowers hide the sharpest thorns.

Perfect for:

• Frenemies who deserve a beautifully wrapped insult
• Friends who appreciate aggressive affection
• Anyone who's mastered the art of the sweet threat
• People who know that "bless your heart" energy

How it works:

• Choose your gift card amount
• Recipient receives it via email instantly
• Redeemable on any Dark Happy product
• Never expires – unlike your patience

For those who understand that true friendship includes wishing minor inconveniences upon each other, delivered with maximum cuteness. Because at Dark Happy, we know that love and low-key violence go hand in hand.