I will murder you! - Gift Card

I will murder you!

Sometimes the sweetest faces hide the darkest threats. This adorable-yet-menacing gift card perfectly captures that moment when cuteness meets chaos – because nothing says "I love you" quite like a playful death threat.

Perfect for:

• Friends who appreciate the irony of adorable aggression
• Couples who threaten each other with love
• Anyone who's ever been "so cute I could kill you"
• People who understand that murder threats can be a love language

How it works:

• Choose your gift card amount
• Recipient receives it via email instantly
• Redeemable on any Dark Happy product
• Never expires – unlike your victim

For those who know that true friendship includes occasional murder threats delivered with the sweetest smile. Because Dark Happy understands that love and violence are just two sides of the same adorable coin.