I've Been Watching You - Voodoo Skeleton Gift Card

"I've been watching you..."

This is a confession, not a question. A stalker's admission wrapped in the most adorably creepy packaging possible.

This voodoo doll-inspired skeleton with its pale green head covered in pins, glowing hot pink eyes, and exposed skeleton isn't asking for permission—it's admitting to surveillance. And somehow, those pins suggest it's been doing more than just watching.

The Unsettling Truth:

• Obsessive surveillance: "I've been watching you" isn't romantic—it's a confession of stalking
• Voodoo control: Those pins imply magical influence over your thoughts, feelings, and actions
• Cute but threatening: The glowing pink skeleton and innocent pose make the stalking almost... endearing?
• No reciprocation needed: This isn't asking for love back—it's admitting to obsession

We've all either been the watcher or the watched. This piece acknowledges the uncomfortable truth that obsession and affection sometimes blur together in ways we don't want to admit.

Perfect For:

• Anti-Valentine's Day gifts for the obsessively devoted
• People who appreciate stalker humor (the harmless kind)
• Couples who bond over mutual surveillance of each other's social media
• Anyone whose love language is "I know what you did last Tuesday"
• Fans of voodoo aesthetics and creepy-cute art

Give the gift of honest obsession. Because sometimes love isn't about grand gestures—it's about knowing their coffee order, their schedule, and exactly where they were at 3pm on Thursday.

Available in multiple denominations. The pins are just decorative. Probably.