MAD About You - Mutually Assured Destruction Gift Card

"MAD about you!"

Mutually Assured Destruction.

This isn't a love confession—it's a threat. A Valentine's card from hell. The kind of gift you give when your relationship is equal parts passion and potential homicide.

The Twisted Wordplay:

• M.A.D. = Mutually Assured Destruction (Cold War nuclear doctrine)
• MAD about you = The romantic phrase weaponized into something threatening
• Visual warfare: Blood-dripping chrome letters, crossed axes, industrial decay
• The truth: Some relationships aren't built on trust—they're built on mutually guaranteed chaos

It's visceral, violent, and darkly romantic in the most unsettling way possible. This is what happens when "I love you" isn't quite accurate enough, and "I'll destroy you if you destroy me" feels more honest.

Perfect For:

• Anti-Valentine's Day gifts that actually mean something
• Toxic-but-passionate relationships that thrive on chaos
• People who find traditional romance cards insufferably saccharine
• Lovers of weaponized affection and dark humor
• Anyone whose love language is mutually assured destruction

Give the gift of honest, violent affection. Because sometimes "I'm mad about you" is both a confession and a warning.

Available in multiple denominations. Handle with care.